"Here’s what’s going to happen. You’re going to put your pants back on, I’m going to give this sunflower back to the elves, and we are never going to speak of this again."
-Cleric to Ranger
people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS
I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE
is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk
milk is the only thing i have left
9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”
I feel like Ouran High School Host club is the one fandom that everyone’s in, but never talks about.
Why do we not talk about this?!
I went to karaoke with a bunch of teachers in Japan and someone put on Sakura Kiss & I knew all the lyrics and my Japanese coworker turned to me and whispered “Ah, so you’re a pervert too.”
Sex advice: DMMD is not a how to guide DO NOT BITE THE D
AND SALIVA IS NOT LUBEDO NOT FUCK THE DOG
if your robot boyfriend is dyin g he needs a hospital noT THE D
SNAKES DO NOT BELONG IN ASSES
NEITHER DOES CAKE
DO NOT LET THE LION SUCK YOUR D
what the fuck